The View from Heifer Hill: The unflappable skunk
Skunks have only a limited amount of spray in their arsenal, and it takes a while to recharge; the spray is a weapon of last resort. You can feel perfectly comfortable in the vicinity of skunks as long as the skunk is comfortable in the vicinity of you. If they feel nervous, they will pause, look at you, and stomp their front feet. If you move toward them, they next try a handstand to display their bold stripes. Unfortunately, many dogs do not read the skunk warning signs but just charge right in.
When a skunk decides to use the nuclear option, it swivels so that its face and butt are both pointing at the threat, it then ejects its two spray nozzles and aims at the eyes of the presumed predator. A full blast can travel twelve feet. The thiols in the spray are such potent irritants that they can cause nausea and temporary blindness. At Bonnyvale we sometimes get call from people wondering what to do about a skunk that has taken up residence where it isn't welcome. Skunks use dens in two seasons, in the spring/early summer when mothers are raising kits, and in the winter when they spend much of their time in deep sleep. If there is an excellent reason to evict the skunks, here is a simple way to do it — skunks hate the smell of PineSol. A rag or block of wood soaked in the cleanser, and placed as close as possible to a den entrance, will often be enough to persuade a skunk to move herself and her family to an alternate den site.
It might seem humane to trap and relocate animals you don't want around. It isn't. An animal on its own turf knows of multiple den sites, good food sources, places that are safe, places that are dangerous, and who the neighbors are. When they are relocated, they know none of this, and what's more you will, in all likelihood, be releasing the animal into territory already claimed by others. If mothers are trapped and moved, you will be leaving young to starve, even if you trap and move them too. Unless they are moved all at once, they will not be able to find each other. I hope that the next time you see a skunk at close quarters, you will be able to relax and enjoy the experience. If you offer a pleasant greeting, the skunk will know you are there and mean no harm, and you may be able to watch as it goes about its business of foraging for insects. Have you seen the viral video of the bicyclist's encounter with a family of skunks? Google "skunk family bicycle" to see what pleasures could be yours.
Patti Smith is a naturalist at the Bonnyvale Environmental Education Center. Patti welcomes your feedback at firstname.lastname@example.org. The opinions expressed by columnists do not necessarily reflect the views of the Brattleboro Reformer.
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